Nigeria At 56 - By Reuben Abati

As Nigeria marks its 56th Independence Anniversary, very few Nigerians would expect any form of celebration or excitement. Independence from colonial rule in 1960 has brought the country so much to be cheerful about, but 56 years later, also a lot of regrets. I am not one of those who imagine that we would probably have been better off if we had remained under British rule, but that there are some Nigerians who still entertain such impossible thought indicates the depth of the people’s anxiety about Nigeria’s post-colonial reality.

Make Una Leave Patience - Charly Boy

The latest unconfirmed gist heating up the social media is about former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, who is spitting fire on EFCC for freezing her accounts containing about 6.3 billion Naira, claiming that she is being deprived of her right to her hard-earned money.
Yes o, however you wan look am, she worked for that money!

Fine Girl No Action by Charly Boy

I was lounging in my sitting room on this lazy Saturday morning when my cousin breezed in with this beautiful damsel, his new girlfriend. After formally introducing her, I couldn't help but notice her statistics, very impressive I must say.
My cousin is a certified player; only 33yrs old but I swear, e don do pass me. When I was in the world, Kai, did I have my fill of very beautiful women: when men were men, no be now wey we dey go night vigil before we can get a hard-on. Who say old age na good thing.

Now They Want Us To Be The Change We Want To See?.. - Charly Boy Writes

OH LORD, WHY?? So many questions dey slap me for face; sometimes my mouth no fit talk sef, na him I turn to Achebe.

Why, why, why??? I dey ask myself.
My people, remember the Change they promised us? Now they are telling us to be the change we want to see. Ha ha ha, the more you look, wayo made easy 101.

But why we dey allow all these rogue behaviour from our leaders?

This Sick Person Needs Your Advice

Lol. What do you advice?

A Dog Named Buhari And A Hippo Named Patience By Reno Omokri

I never believed that true life is stranger than fiction until I read the case of Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, the young man who named his dog after his hero, Buhari, only to be arrested and detained by the Nigerian Police on the excuse that his actions were likely to breach the prevailing peace in his community of Sango-Ota, Ogun State.

Get In Here Money Lovers! Did You Use This?

Do you know what this is ? If you didn't use this to save or hide your money back in the day,then you have no business being here..Kidding oh...

I remember having one under my bed around 1998 and would drop 5,10 and 20 naira in it ..Those were the days when money was valuable..Sigh

Welcome To 'Mai Chanji' By Fani Kayode

"Their HATE for President Goodluck Jonathan justifies the suffering in the land. Recession matters not. Hunger matters not. Loss of jobs matter not. Polio matters not. Making a mess of the naira matters not. Fulani Herdsmen matter not. High cost of foodstuffs matter not. Chibok matters not. We have men consumed by their hate for Jonathan and it matters not if Nigeria burns" - PRINCE HENRY NWAZURUAHU SHIELD, FACEBOOK, AUGUST 11th 2016.
How right Prince Shield is. His contribution is not only courageous but also insightful and profound. The Buharists and the "lying liars" are blinded by their hate for Jonathan and for those of us that have chosen to stand by him.

6 Ways To Spend Less At Lagos Hotels

Lagos City can feel extremely expensive, at least compared to anywhere else in Nigeria. When vacationing in the city, it is easy to overspend and forget about your budget, especially if you are staying in any of the many hotels in the city. Hotels can exhaust your travel funds more rapidly than most other vacation expenses, as paying too much for lodging is one surefire way to bust your budget.

My Sexy Pregnant Wife By Charly Boy

I remember back in the days, when I was in the baby making business. I always admired, loved, pampered and overprotected my wife, more. That’s how come I was witness to the birth of our last two girls, (now grown ass women).

What Would You Choose?

One year with Bill Gates or $1 million?